Question:
Where can i get a virgin white horse to find a vampire?Please help me.?
anonymous
2010-05-24 12:15:20 UTC
I read an article on how to find or identify a vampire.It said that if a virgin boy on a horse or a virgin horse is taken to the grave yard at night and steps away or is afraid of one of the graves,that grave surely belongs to a vampire.So i need to get a virgin white horse temporarily plus i need a way i can sneak out of the house after midnight.So please help me on how much it costs to rent one,materials i need to defend myself just in case a vampire decides to attack me plus i dont have any real friend so what should i take with me.I was thinking of a dog but i dont have one.I am also scared if i come up against a night patrolling police or gangsters.What is my explanation going to be?What will they suspect i am doing if they see me dressed like a slayer with bows,arrows,spears and knives dragging a white horse?I really need help.I want to make my summer exciting.I am sick and tired of getting stuck at home and reading 20 books per summer plus i might go to summer school for the first time of my life this year.

Plus do you think it will work?


Since vampires sleep in their coffins during the day maybe the best time is to go at sun rise and then i can find its body and completely destroy it by cutting off his head and stuffing garlic.I read it in Dracula by Bram Stoker thus i will be saving the world!!!I will contribute something to humanity!
Six answers:
LK
2010-05-24 13:18:17 UTC
Nonono, you got it all wrong. The vampires sleep in coggins during the day. Not coffins. I know, it's a close shave between the letters on the keyboard. Might just have been a typo. In that case, I sympathise.



You also have some pretty prolific things wrong about your procedure here.

1) The horse must be pink, not white. PINK. If you try this with a white horse you'll not succeed, because white horses love vampires and want to have their babies. Vampire horse babies, there we go, but as I said earlier, those are laaame compared to zombie horses!



2) If you run into police or gangsters, that's very good. It means vampires are close. Vampires love gangsters, you see, because sometimes they deal this stuff called cocaine, and it hypes up humans' blood so much and vampires LOVE that. Actually, the policemen are usually gangsters in disguise, and the gangsters you'll see in the graveyard are police in disguise. So be careful when you see policemen. Vamps love policemen too, they're reportedly very tasty.



3) You MUST sit upside down on the horse. I know, it's difficult, but you'll have to practice at this. Get a friend to tie you on upside down when you go for your hunt. Also be careful that your virgin horse isn't a stallion, as it might like it when you're hanging upside down. Try getting a virgin gelding instead. I know those are difficult to get hold of in pink, so you might try a Mastiff mix. I heard they have good colouring. Maria is very good at producing Mastiff mixes (especially quarterbredarabaloosamastiffs), I'm sure she'll sell you one if you ask her.

If you don't sit upside down on the horse then how will you be able to dig the vampire grave open? Be careful to carry a shovel with you at all times. Once the grave is open and the vampire is up you need to call someone to untie you from the horse. Then you can slay the pink vampire.



Good luck!
?
2016-06-03 02:44:00 UTC
Dude, just go learn how to ride a dirt bike! Bam! Sparkly Edward right there! :D Then you can meet all the Cullens. Even better, go to Italy or like Forks, Washington. That's where you'll find vampires, silly! Not in a graveyard with a horse. If police came and you were in a graveyard, with a horse and weapons, what do you think they would do? They would take you to the Mental hospital and give you shock therapy. I feel very sorry for you. Have fun with Ed! Hope this helps! PS. Neither is he real.. Vampires aren't real, neither are wearwolves, etc. The most real monster is the dust bunnies under your bed. That website you linked said FOLKLORE. Do you know what that means? Folklore: A body of widely held but false beliefs and without proof.
Melody;Cagney♥
2010-05-24 12:53:28 UTC
How old are you?
?
2010-05-24 12:41:19 UTC
So are you really this stupid or just ******' with me?
Emily
2010-05-24 13:31:34 UTC
What? o.O
chickie 21
2010-05-24 13:40:26 UTC
What the ****?????


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